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  • 71 77
    Submitted by satanslilhelper on Aug 21, 12 at 3:54pm

    priorities , you have them straight

  • 61 80
    Submitted by TheHof on Aug 22, 12 at 10:30pm

    Stand firm!!!! LOL

  • 63 88
    Submitted by capt0bv10u5 on Aug 21, 12 at 6:00pm

    Dick for morals, but there is a line in the sand...I mean Jesus drank wine, right?!

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      Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Aug 21, 12 at 8:31pm

      Some street-preacher evangelist tried to claim that that was grape juice. Anyway, some people are recovering alcoholics and can't/won't date someone who drinks. At all.

  • Submitted by SauceQueen on Aug 22, 12 at 12:27am

    She's probably in Utah.

  • 45 86
    Submitted by Bacon_Ecstasy on Aug 22, 12 at 11:01pm

    Just tell him you're catholic. Then you don't have to worry about getting your wine rights taken away.