is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
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i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
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Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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