Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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