right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
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its gonna be quite the present in 9 months
That's funny regardless of it's factualness
Your vag is as big as a stocking ??? Probably not good.
Lol wow I would feel raped
that's kinda hot hehe :)
Who the fuck says dumb shit like that when
Fucking? Unless you fuck a fat chick that's not
Oh cum all ye faithful!
In Soviet Russia, stocking fills you!
My name is Sarah Burton and I have had a guy say this before right before he came. Tis the season!
putos me la pelan pinches putas de la 14...mamensela a dick chainey...gringos feos!!! :)
tru definition of Stocking Stuffer!
7:58 I agree with "ganna" but as for punctuation it is just a text message not an essay or something. I think it's far more lame that ppl need to let the world know they are getting fucked my telling their friends and posting it on this site. Seriously most people are getting sex get over it
December 25, 2009 5:10PM will u make it happen 4 me 2? pretty plz?
I'll cum in your stocking
Too bad that's not true.. Tis the season to have a rude phone hacker!!
Hahah the gift will arrive in 9 months !
Oh, Orlando.... I miss you so.
That sounds like someone from Orlando would say..
What's the stocking?
chingo bells chingo bells chingo all the way..oh wat fun it is to ride a big dick on a sleigh...cmon sing it wit me
Am I the only person that doesn't txt her friends with the things said during sex?
Now I'm craving pussy
he related your vagina to a stocking how weird.
Lmao this is so funny I wanna do this now
Maybe he pronounces gonna, "ganna". That's probably why it is spelled wrong. You should think better of people.
4:10 ill make it happen for ya ;)
man i wish i could get some...
ok so is there like 1 person on here fcking going 1st 2nd 3rd on everyone of these dam things, really i didnt know there were that many lame ass ppl in the world posting 1st under anonymous ya that does real good
Listen here you fucking English professor go stick it in a dictionary cus that's the only kind of Dic your ever ganna get. Who the fuck cares of it's not perfect? You get the picture and that's the whole fucking point! GAWD
been a couple weeks since i stuffed a stocking...fml
Your vag is dusty and smells like a stocking.
This sounds fake as hell. Or a 10 year old wrote it. I can't decide.