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  • 81 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 5:39pm

    its gonna be quite the present in 9 months

  • 68 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 4:15pm

    That's funny regardless of it's factualness

  • 66 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 4:50pm

    Oh cum all ye faithful!

  • 61 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 4:09pm

    My name is Sarah Burton and I have had a guy say this before right before he came. Tis the season!

  • 66 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 4:42pm

    Your vag is as big as a stocking ??? Probably not good.

  • 51 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 10:31pm

    Who the fuck says dumb shit like that when Fucking? Unless you fuck a fat chick that's not cool

  • 55 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 6:54pm

    In Soviet Russia, stocking fills you!

  • 54 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 5:36pm

    tru definition of Stocking Stuffer!

  • 53 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 5:06pm

    December 25, 2009 5:10PM will u make it happen 4 me 2? pretty plz?

  • 51 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 10:35pm

    Maybe he pronounces gonna, "ganna". That's probably why it is spelled wrong. You should think better of people.

  • 49 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 12:01pm

    ok so is there like 1 person on here fcking going 1st 2nd 3rd on everyone of these dam things, really i didnt know there were that many lame ass ppl in the world posting 1st under anonymous ya that does real good

  • 47 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 2:19am

    Lol wow I would feel raped

  • 44 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 8:43pm

    that's kinda hot hehe :)

  • 49 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 4:34pm

    That sounds like someone from Orlando would say..

  • 50 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 9:45am

    Oh, Orlando.... I miss you so.

  • 45 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 8:18pm

    7:58 I agree with "ganna" but as for punctuation it is just a text message not an essay or something. I think it's far more lame that ppl need to let the world know they are getting fucked my telling their friends and posting it on this site. Seriously most people are getting sex get over it

  • 51 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 5:41pm

    Am I the only person that doesn't txt her friends with the things said during sex?

  • 44 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 2:01am

    Listen here you fucking English professor go stick it in a dictionary cus that's the only kind of Dic your ever ganna get. Who the fuck cares of it's not perfect? You get the picture and that's the whole fucking point! GAWD

  • 44 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 5:53pm

    Hahah the gift will arrive in 9 months !

  • 42 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 11:39pm

    he related your vagina to a stocking how weird.

  • 44 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 10:58pm

    chingo bells chingo bells chingo all the way..oh wat fun it is to ride a big dick on a sleigh...cmon sing it wit me 

  • 48 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 5:24pm

    I'll cum in your stocking

  • 40 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 7:30pm

    putos me la pelan pinches putas de la 14...mamensela a dick chainey...gringos feos!!! :)

  • 41 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 3:00am

    Lmao this is so funny I wanna do this now

  • 58 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 10:43pm

    Now I'm craving pussy

  • 40 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 4:13pm

    Too bad that's not true.. Tis the season to have a rude phone hacker!!

  • 35 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 5:10pm

    4:10 ill make it happen for ya ;)

  • 39 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 4:26pm

    This sounds fake as hell. Or a 10 year old wrote it. I can't decide.

  • 36 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 5:03pm

    man i wish i could get some...

  • 37 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 11:09pm

    been a couple weeks since i stuffed a stocking...fml

  • 40 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 4:02pm

    What's the stocking?

  • 42 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 1:04am

    Your vag is dusty and smells like a stocking.