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  • its gonna be quite the present in 9 months

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 5:39pm
  • That's funny regardless of it's factualness

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 4:15pm
  • Your vag is as big as a stocking ??? Probably not good.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 4:42pm
  • Lol wow I would feel raped

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 2:19am
  • Who the fuck says dumb shit like that when Fucking? Unless you fuck a fat chick that's not cool

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 10:31pm
  • that's kinda hot hehe :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 8:43pm
  • Oh cum all ye faithful!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 4:50pm
  • In Soviet Russia, stocking fills you!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 6:54pm
  • putos me la pelan pinches putas de la 14...mamensela a dick chainey...gringos feos!!! :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 7:30pm
  • tru definition of Stocking Stuffer!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 5:36pm
  • My name is Sarah Burton and I have had a guy say this before right before he came. Tis the season!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 4:09pm
  • 7:58 I agree with "ganna" but as for punctuation it is just a text message not an essay or something. I think it's far more lame that ppl need to let the world know they are getting fucked my telling their friends and posting it on this site. Seriously most people are getting sex get over it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 8:18pm
  • I'll cum in your stocking

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 5:24pm
  • December 25, 2009 5:10PM will u make it happen 4 me 2? pretty plz?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 5:06pm
  • Too bad that's not true.. Tis the season to have a rude phone hacker!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 4:13pm
  • That sounds like someone from Orlando would say..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 4:34pm
  • Oh, Orlando.... I miss you so.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 9:45am
  • Hahah the gift will arrive in 9 months !

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 5:53pm
  • What's the stocking?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 4:02pm
  • chingo bells chingo bells chingo all the way..oh wat fun it is to ride a big dick on a sleigh...cmon sing it wit me 

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 10:58pm
  • Am I the only person that doesn't txt her friends with the things said during sex?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 5:41pm
  • he related your vagina to a stocking how weird.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 11:39pm
  • Now I'm craving pussy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 10:43pm
  • Maybe he pronounces gonna, "ganna". That's probably why it is spelled wrong. You should think better of people.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 10:35pm
  • man i wish i could get some...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 5:03pm
  • Lmao this is so funny I wanna do this now

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 3:00am
  • 4:10 ill make it happen for ya ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 5:10pm
  • ok so is there like 1 person on here fcking going 1st 2nd 3rd on everyone of these dam things, really i didnt know there were that many lame ass ppl in the world posting 1st under anonymous ya that does real good

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 12:01pm
  • Listen here you fucking English professor go stick it in a dictionary cus that's the only kind of Dic your ever ganna get. Who the fuck cares of it's not perfect? You get the picture and that's the whole fucking point! GAWD

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 2:01am
  • Your vag is dusty and smells like a stocking.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 1:04am
  • been a couple weeks since i stuffed a stocking...fml

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 11:09pm
  • This sounds fake as hell. Or a 10 year old wrote it. I can't decide.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 4:26pm