Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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