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  • 82 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 8:58pm

    Lol. Had that same problemm. Got my dick bit.

  • 81 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 10:08am

    my dog will sit and bark non stop when any sort of sexual activity is going on. he only stops if you let him in the room at which point he sits and watches, whining softly. creepiest thing ever.

  • 66 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 5:56pm

    Your mom won't find socks with dry cum in them if you just let your dog clean you up.

  • 60 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 9:58pm

    my cat just did the same thing to me... sad

  • 65 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 10:59am

    shoot your load into your dogs face, hopefully this will escar him eso he will not try again. -Ceasar Milan

  • 73 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 7:06pm

    Who cares if your dog is wathing? Is he going to tell someone? No.

  • 64 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 2:22pm

    Time to let him out for a pee. My cat tends to stare at me when I'm about to. V_v He knows, somehow...

  • 71 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 4:03am

    i was having sex with my guy and his friend's dog started freaking out, just hardcore shaking and whimper. we had to let the dog out, poor thing, i think it just thought i was getting hurt. :( but seriously, lock the dog up or something and then give yourself a hand. duh.

  • 70 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 9:54am

    If you're going to let your dog stop you from rubbing one out, you have bigger problems my friend...

  • 56 44
    Submitted by rickymarquez on Jun 14, 11 at 12:32am

    tony is that you?

  • 70 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 10 at 7:04am

    Shut your bedroom door. How complicated is this?

  • 75 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 11:08pm

    had to read it a few times to make sure it didnt say, "i want to jerk off my dog"

  • 65 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 7:39pm

    mine will try to watch when i am helping myself out... when i have sex he runs way and will cry. i think he thinks i'm getting hurt.

  • 72 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 10:41pm

    I know how you feel, just kinda sits on my lap

  • 68 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 10:13am

    just let the dog in on some action, he feels left out

  • 66 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 5:50pm

    I fucking hate that. I got cocked blocked by a dog. I kicked it while I was getting head and she stopped, leaving me with blue balls to go home with (which was conveniently upstairs)

  • 66 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 4:57pm

    My dog does that too and then puts her muzzle underneath my hand knocking it away...repeatedly.

  • 62 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 12:07pm

    just let the dog help out.

  • 68 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 6:18am

    yeah it is so fucking awkward when i'm rubbing my clit and my cat walks under me and her tail brushes my vag. seriously? cat? you know somethings diff...just go away!

  • 56 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 2:59am

    @11:08 Freudian misread

  • 62 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 10:06am

    Just do what you would do if you had a girl to fuck. kick the dog out or shoot it. loser

  • 60 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 9:56am

    hahahaha 9:52....i was going to suggest peanut butter... lol

  • 62 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 9:18pm

    hahahaaaa!!!! this made me laugh.

  • 58 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 2:55pm

    Its payback, don't act like you don't stare in admiration as your dog licks its privates. this goes for both sexes

  • 51 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 10:36am

    10:08 and 10:12- you guys have weird dogs.

  • 59 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 3:57pm

    Buzzkill award goes to that dog. That sucks.

  • 56 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 10:12am

    10:08 - - my dog does the same thing

  • 56 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 3:54pm

    it's true...if i could eat my own pussy, i would have no need for my bf.

  • 59 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 12:14pm

    lolololololololololololololol

  • 56 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 11:50am

    dogs can sense when something sexual is about to happen. mine is a creep and will watch it or steal your underwear

  • 51 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 1:48pm

    Hahaha, my dog doesn't whimper when I'm having sex with someone, but he does lay right outside the door, then when you get up to go to the bathroom he just stares at you all creepily, as if he's judging you for what you just did, lol. As for the original texter's problem - just lock him in a room somewhere, go jerk off, and then let the dog out. It's all good!