I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
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just let the dog in on some action, he feels left out
my dog will sit and bark non stop when any sort of sexual activity is going on. he only stops if you let him in the room at which point he sits and watches, whining softly.
creepiest thing ever.
Your mom won't find socks with dry cum in them if you just let your dog clean you up.
Lol. Had that same problemm. Got my dick bit.
My dog does that too and then puts her muzzle underneath my hand knocking it away...repeatedly.
it's true...if i could eat my own pussy, i would have no need for my bf.
Time to let him out for a pee.
My cat tends to stare at me when I'm about to. V_v He knows, somehow...
I know how you feel, just kinda sits on my lap
shoot your load into your dogs face, hopefully this will escar him eso he will not try again.
i was having sex with my guy and his friend's dog started freaking out, just hardcore shaking and whimper. we had to let the dog out, poor thing, i think it just thought i was getting hurt. :(
but seriously, lock the dog up or something and then give yourself a hand. duh.
my cat just did the same thing to me... sad
I fucking hate that. I got cocked blocked by a dog. I kicked it while I was getting head and she stopped, leaving me with blue balls to go home with (which was conveniently upstairs)
If you're going to let your dog stop you from rubbing one out, you have bigger problems my friend...
@11:08 Freudian misread
hahahaaaa!!!! this made me laugh.
had to read it a few times to make sure it didnt say, "i want to jerk off my dog"
hahahaha 9:52....i was going to suggest peanut butter... lol
10:08 and 10:12- you guys have weird dogs.
Just do what you would do if you had a girl to fuck. kick the dog out or shoot it. loser
Who cares if your dog is wathing? Is he going to tell someone? No.
dogs can sense when something sexual is about to happen. mine is a creep and will watch it or steal your underwear
just let the dog help out.
tony is that you?
Its payback, don't act like you don't stare in admiration as your dog licks its privates.
this goes for both sexes
Shut your bedroom door. How complicated is this?
mine will try to watch when i am helping myself out... when i have sex he runs way and will cry. i think he thinks i'm getting hurt.
10:08 - - my dog does the same thing
yeah it is so fucking awkward when i'm rubbing my clit and my cat walks under me and her tail brushes my vag. seriously? cat? you know somethings diff...just go away!
Buzzkill award goes to that dog. That sucks.
Hahaha, my dog doesn't whimper when I'm having sex with someone, but he does lay right outside the door, then when you get up to go to the bathroom he just stares at you all creepily, as if he's judging you for what you just did, lol.
As for the original texter's problem - just lock him in a room somewhere, go jerk off, and then let the dog out. It's all good!