And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
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help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
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Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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