I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
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He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
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I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
Randomize