whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
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