I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
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Hopefully there was a point at which you got distracted from thinking...
If you could talk he was doing it wrong.
Do you actually think he was listening with 2 thighs as ear muffs? In a situation like that, guys are tone deaf to everything except moaning.
Women over think too much.
You sign up for tap lessons, and have him sign up for lap lessons.
So switch to giving oral when you drink rum. Problem solved.
Thinking of Sammie Davis weren't you?