Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
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I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
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I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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