She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
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We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
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This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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