so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
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This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
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Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
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