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  • 82 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 10:04pm

    If you're not capable of drinking beer and using a laptop you should be in special school.

  • 71 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 9:34pm

    Don't go chasing waterfalls.

  • 64 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 9:13pm

    Chelsea will take out rainy any day

  • 68 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 9:21pm

    How does the female body work?

  • 63 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 9:35pm

    Are you sure your name isn't Adam?

  • 63 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 9:59pm

    I can't use pro v's cuz my swing tears the cover off the ball - schmuke

  • 66 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 1:06am

    Alright ya got me big cod... Triflin

  • 67 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 12:29pm

    My friend did this once. I was like "OH SHIT.. Your laptop!!" and he goes "oh, it's cool, it's waterproof" -- as it sparked..

  • 64 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 10:50pm

    Thus is my new excuse!!!

  • 55 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 10:17pm

    That's what you get for drinking beer while doing homework

  • 67 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 9:52pm

    Flip it upsidedown and let it dry see if it turns on in 24 hours if it does you are one lucky bastard it happened to me and it turned on

  • 58 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 1:43am

    Just did this myself.. Sucks. I was drunk ass piss

  • 60 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 12:23am

    Omg I know ur pain.. I have done it.... Twice.

  • 62 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 9:06pm

    Don't want none of russianpower

  • 62 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 9:06pm

    where's the "like" button? lol

  • 51 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 4:35am

    no 10:17, thats what he gets for doing homework.

  • 60 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 9:43pm

    Wrong. That's what you get for trying to make everything better with booze. Your life is very sad.

  • 63 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 9:28pm

    Bleeding once s month

  • 58 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 9:13pm

    omg lol the same thing happend to me but it was water!!

  • 52 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 12:07am

    Shit.... That blows

  • 60 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 10:40pm

    I got the devil on my shoulder

  • 62 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 12:41am

    Twist the 4-5 cap to get wrapped tight Slap the wax on the wheels to feel alright Find the flow freak the funk like ur in heat Wrap the leaf strike the blunt now ur in deep

  • 53 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 10:05pm

    Anyone have a recon plane?

  • 53 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 2:09am

    i just did the same thing w/ wine + triple sec + sprite haha

  • 55 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 12:42am

    Gotta get together gotta get with the gameplan Defeat the dealer that dealt this hand I don't understand y the kids r killin kids When the only ones that benefit r the big Whigs

  • 55 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 9:12pm

    Juicy don't want none

  • 50 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 2:14am

    Drunk : homework as high : housework. Impossible to do, but fun as hell!

  • 58 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 9:41pm

    9:13 how you know my name?

  • 60 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 9:07pm

    Click on the thumbs up bra

  • 53 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 12:42am

    Lol I JUST did this...not too much obviously but enough hahaha....

  • 52 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 9:41pm

    Haha, same thing I did in may. Keyboard still hasn't been fixed.

  • 48 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 7:53am

    209 that's a bitch-ass drink!

  • 50 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 9:34pm

    new motherboard for Youuuuu...