Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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