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  • 53 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 10:05pm

    10.02, I like the way you think. That's exactly what I was about to say.

  • 48 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 12:31am

    THIS HAPPENS? what the fuck.

  • 47 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 1:50am

    'giner' is pretty ridiculous. ive definitely had this happen, and believe me, its pretty fucking difficult to find. not that theres a large amount of space to lose it in, just mid-sex when you notice its missing everything is slightly swollen and kind of... slippery. when you cant see down there youre kinda just guessing on whats what

  • 49 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 11:04pm

    i like the hypocrisy of 10:33. what makes "pussy" ok and "giner" not ok?

  • 43 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 11:32pm

    I never understood this situation. Like HOW BIG IS YOUR 'GINER' THAT YOU LOSE SOMETHING IN IT? The vagina is ~4 inches long. (Go google that shit before you argue with me.) That's not long enough to lose something up it.

  • 44 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 11:10pm

    we need some cartman patrol cuz ginger's suck ass

  • 42 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 10:58am

    Search and Rescue missions... not good. And vaginas are like 4-6" long and super elastic. True story.

  • 43 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 11:27pm

    HAHA you know it's bad if anyone involved says "giner".......

  • 38 27
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 11:01pm

    Who reads consumer reports on condoms?

  • 38 29
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 12:04am

    just use your fucking fingers... shit it's not THAT hard to find a condom for fuck's sake.

  • 42 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 1:17pm

    this has happened to me three times (all different girl-friends). that is why i no longer wear condoms and have them convinced that i was the one who invented pulling out. bam.

  • 43 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 9:51pm

    1:00 you're an idiot. The 4in. of vagina leads to the cervix, the opening to the uterus. And unless you are about to give birth, it is tightly closed preventing anything but sperm, germs, and periods through. So there is no where for the condom to go besides the vaginal canal.

  • 49 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 1:01am

    it makes sense the poster is a female. no guy talks like that. i mean thats not the first time ive heard giner. my best friend says it and shes a girl. so ya makes sense its a girl and ummm ... wine bottle? really?

  • 46 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 10:33pm

    10:29 is a raging Christian prude, and a virgin. But you don't deserve to fuck a girl if you call her pussy a "giner" You're a poor excuse for a man

  • 50 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 8:07am

    LOL giner... never heard that b4... everyone always just says vag

  • 44 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 12:29pm

    that's one loose giner, i can put my fingers all the way in and hit the cervix...i dont know how anything can get LOST in there, unless she's a fucking whale.

  • 39 40
    Submitted by hiccupdpd on Sep 20, 10 at 11:23am

    I thought that one got lost inside of me. Surprise!! It was around his dick and he didn't even know it!!!!

  • 38 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 12:09am

    yeah... its not like it has anywhere to really go.

  • 40 44
    Submitted by bigred7892 on Jul 16, 10 at 10:27am

    This happened to me lol it got stuck in after we did it first time, and there was no cum I. It. Scariest moment ever lol.... Praise the plan b pill!

  • 38 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 12:30am

    11:01- a virgin does

  • 34 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 10:16pm

    this has never happened to me. I agree with 10:13

  • 42 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 10:57pm

    10:37 is right, Durex is the best. Consumer Reports even says so!

  • 41 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 10:13pm

    if it actually fit it might not fall off...just a thought

  • 39 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 10:53pm

    I'm a girl and I think giner means you don't deserve to get laid.

  • 38 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 11:56pm

    11:04, no man should ever say giner

  • 38 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 10:24pm

    i wanted to say the same thing as the above two, but im afraid that would jinx me.

  • 39 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 10:06pm

    Lmao. Happened to me once. But it wasn't that far up. Anyways.. Remember your plan B children, so that you won't have any when this shit happens.

  • 33 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 1:31am

    1:26am I just thought I'd throw the miley cyrus thing out there too. And I've seen tear gas flush out bank robbers with guns, I doubt a sissy ass condom could withstand it. And I was being funny.

  • 38 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 10:06pm

    tell her to bear down as if she is taking a dump then pull it out with tweezers.

  • 32 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 5:28pm

    haha, 12:29.... probably was a whale. giner funny... and yes i just had the adult where's waldo happen to me the other night. we looked every where, and oh! thats where it was!

  • 38 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 12:37am

    12:30 If they're researching condoms they probably aren't virgins anymore. Insult fail.

  • 39 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 11:01pm

    no, but i have another penis that could get it out.

  • 40 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 10:49pm

    the adult version of where's waldo... post sex where's the condom?

  • 33 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 1:00am

    the actual vagina is 4 inches long, after that your in the .. whatever is past that you can only feel the first four inches. thats why its all about width not length dont believe us? google it or ask a doctor they'll tell you the same trust me i have a vagina i should know

  • 32 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 11:23pm

    LOL I agree with 10:13. You kids need to stop pretending like you can wear Magnum's so you can feel more macho. It'll save you a lot in child support.

  • 33 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 11:00pm

    giner!!! ahhhh too funny... def gonna start calling it that

  • 34 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 10:06pm

    As the poster of this particular gem a. I'm female b. she came over to my place AFTER it got stuck c. giner is fucking hlarious d. If your vagina is all slippery it's REALLY hard to get ahold of anything lost in there and e. she has a huge vagina. Seriously. You don't understand. And as for the poster who says vaginas are four inches long.... well, explain how she got a wine bottle in there. The fat part. Like, halfway.

  • 34 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 11:46am

    LMAO I had this happen to me one time. We spent a good 15 minutes loking for it, and I didn't realize where it was until the next day. In case though, I think the condom was too small....

  • 39 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 10:29pm

    haha.. well if you were having sex in the first place, cause im assuming youre not married.. you wouldnt hvae to worry about a condom getting stuck and you wouldnt have to worry about your plan b because there would be no use for it...

  • 34 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 6:35pm

    Come on, the use of "giner" shows the relative level of n00bishness of the OP, especially when one takes into consideration the fact that he thinks TONGS will help. I LOL'd.

  • 37 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 10:04pm

    giner. that's good. friend of mine actually had her bf take her to the ER when this happened to her. they got there and it was in her underwear. had fallen out on the car ride. Tell her to be vertical for a while.

  • 31 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 12:23am

    First, stop thinking you can wear large condoms. You're not fooling anyone. Second, instead of using the word "giner" try funpouch. Third, fuck miley cyrus. Fourth, if you can't get it out try jamming a hose up her funpouch and flushing that fucker out. And if that doesn't work, try a.......vacuum? Then tear gas.

  • 34 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 4:37am

    11:32, a vagina isn't "long", sweetheart. It's "deep".

  • 33 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 12:56am

    You should have blown him. then you could just caugh it up!

  • 31 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 10:27pm

    Just cause you buy trojan magnum doesn't mean your penis is big. And yeah, giner is kinda lame sounding.

  • 33 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 6:18am

    haha im also a girl but the context of this text would suggest that regardless of the correct anatomical name for each particular part, the condom was lost therefore anyone saying how can it get lost in there if its only 4 inches is wrong in a way, 1.00.. we are agreeing

  • 28 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 2:40am

    This must have happened to your parents, too.

  • 32 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 11:15pm

    LOL @11:04 thats exactly what i thought! And I personally think giner is hilarious!

  • 31 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 1:26am

    12:23- wtf does miley cyrus have to do with tongs, lost condoms or any of the horrible things you suggested to get the condom out with? tear gas? your fucked in the head.

  • 31 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 11:26pm

    11:01 People who want to decrease the odds of condom breakage.

  • 32 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 2:25am

    "And if that doesn't work, try a.......vacuum? Then tear gas." Hahahaha... Surely you would notice it starting to slip? And surely you would adjust it? But then again.. surely you would be wearing a condom that fits. but for real. Tongs? TONGS. Its not a fucking barbeque mate. Unless she's lost some shrimp in there too, you're doing it wrong.

  • 31 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 10:50am

    I'm glad I'm not the only one this has happened to.

  • 28 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 11:52pm

    ugh giner? thats unnecessary

  • 29 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 12:26pm

    The main reason this happens is because they are too small. I have to use the golden wrapper because when I use durex lifestyle regular sized ones they either snap( all the time) or I can't get the fuckers on and they fall off. Extra tight vag is also a main cause

  • 32 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 10:50am

    giner is awesome. I would have pulled it out for her, if I was assured he didn't blow his load.

  • 37 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 10:03pm

    dude that shit happened to me and i told my best friend right when it happened and she put it on speaker phone for all of mine and my boyfriends friends to hear. it was so embarrassing. worst moment of my life.

  • 31 46
    Submitted by TheEvilPlatypus on Feb 4, 11 at 12:11pm

    @The New Rule, maybe you're too small?

  • 36 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 1:18am

    aaaaaaaaahahaha ginerrrr...nice

  • 26 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 8:48am

    Um squat and bear down girl. It's not that hard to retrieve things from in there. It's meant to push things out.

  • 30 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 10:42pm

    giner = ginger vagina? because that's totally the first thing i thought.

  • 28 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 6:22pm

    First, wearing a condom that fits would be smart. Second, gotta agree with everyone, giner is not the right word...try....ham wallet or meat locker. Third, if her vag is big enough that you cant find it you could probably just spread the bitch and look in there for it lol.

  • 27 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 4:46am

    btw.. you have a sexy middle name..

  • 30 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 11:32pm

    folks, i think we are missing the point. he was looking for tongs! go into the kitchen and pull out your tongs...what the F was he going to do with those? i vote no.

  • 28 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 11:22pm

    it feels good parking your car in a tight spot

  • 27 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 11:14pm

    it says giner as in vagina, you illiterate fuck.

  • 28 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 11:19pm

    4 inches long? that would mean that a guy couldnt be much longer than that i dont think so...

  • 29 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 10:37pm

    I think its hilarious! Trojan condoms are the worst about slipping even if the guy's penis is big. Try Durex. Also, its the guy's job to reach in and pull it out. It can't float past the cervix, ya know!

  • 30 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 1:03am

    Id think losing it in the back door would be fucking funny

  • 23 42
    Submitted by TheNewRule on Dec 3, 10 at 1:01am

    This used to happen all the time to girls I was fucking. I eventually realized that it was because the condom was too small. If guys wear the proper size, then this shouldn't happen

  • 29 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 10:40pm

    bahahaha everyone is ragging on the word "giner" (no pun intended) i thought it was hilarious! and im a girl.

  • 25 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 10:26pm

    10:13 speaks great truth...

  • 33 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 2:42am

    Haha "giner" is the best word I've heard. Nice!

  • 22 47
    Submitted by TheEvilPlatypus on Feb 4, 11 at 12:11pm

    @The New Rule, maybe you're too small?

  • 24 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 10:44pm

    I'm a girl, too, and I thought giner was good. Haha.