Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
I would fuck him just for his dog
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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