He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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