Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
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well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
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Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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