im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
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oh, so you want to be fat with a broken arm? smart...
are PMSing again....
Ok, if this works for your gluttony, will it also work for my lust?
Have crazy sex until pregnant, and then "accidentally" fall down the stairs?
instead you should have a freak accident hanging a coat with an old metal hangar
Pregnancy and pregnancy ending accidents fix everything.
Awesome, by the way... I'm using that excuse.
to may 17th, ur just a sick fuck!!!!
sad, this happened to my gf. fell down the stairs, lost our first child. hmm...
Somebody doesn't believe in karma.
Watch him find out he's sterile when he tries having kids.
fuck yea. be a fatty
you prob dont deserve to take care of another human life if you cant even respect yourself ya whore
sorry to 11 48. God bless you.
look at the lame asses who took a drunk text serious. i hope all your babies are born dead.
This is disgusting and not even remotely funny.
aww im sorry the comment above =//
this post is just dumb. it really shows how some people can just be lacking in so much intelligence and common sense
okay!! Let me be the first to tell you, How in the hell are you going hide the tummy after you do that!!! jajaja!!!! the joke is on you
Then you will have to lose all the weight u gain....
ugh. do you numbskulls really think she's gonna do that?