operation harelip BJ is a go
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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