But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
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