if you like me you must not know who I am
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
Randomize
