i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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