glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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