I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
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