So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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