wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
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You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
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Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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