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  • 83 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 9:20am

    Cocaine is a hell of a drug

  • 71 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 11:07pm

    hi, maybe they were drunk.

  • 71 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 10:53pm

    this is a special kind of stupid

  • 72 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 11:20am

    Did anyone think that maybe the water available just isn't fit for human consumption (ie dorm sinks)

  • 76 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 9:42am

    Maybe the OP was being sarcastic and just wanted an excuse to use vodka

  • 56 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 4:40pm

    vodka cakes, that sounds lovely. But alcohol burns off when it's baked. at least for rum cake.

  • 70 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 11:02am

    for the record... easy mac cant be made with vodka either

  • 70 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 9:15am

    How one earth do you not have water? WTF.

  • 63 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 10:12am

    i currently am out of water

  • 61 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 3:03pm

    but can you really make cake with vodka instead of water is what I wanna know

  • 63 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 11:33am

    Everyone is being a spaz on how this person doesnt have water ... its a joke/excuse to use the vodka jeesh

  • 75 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 10:48am

    That sounds like a personal problem

  • 68 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 10:43am

    they were clearly joking... im not sure why exactly they'd wanna make it with vodka but it was funny. lighten uppppppppp

  • 63 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 10:55am

    10:04, you have a sex slave, yet you live in the dungeon?

  • 68 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 10:28am

    I've lived in dorm rooms that have vodka and microwaves, and no water...Granted, water was not far down the hall...

  • 60 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 10:12pm

    Omg they were trying to be funny! You people actually think they didn't have water...really? I think some of you should spend more time in class rather than reading these stupid texts.

  • 55 68
    Submitted by nicole_xx on Jun 9, 10 at 6:08pm

    that's why it's funny jackass bc everyone has waterr...

  • 56 71
    Submitted by emt94 on Mar 30, 10 at 3:31pm

    Hey 12:08 maybe they live in detroit

  • 48 60
    Submitted by TanyaSkow on Oct 14, 10 at 1:05pm

    BEST..EXCUSE..EVER!!!!! :)

  • 55 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 5:01pm

    12:08, THEY HAVE A CELL PHONE.

  • 57 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 12:08pm

    maybe they live in africa and don't have clean water

  • 58 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 11:44am

    Meth is one hell of a drug, Peter

  • 44 64
    Submitted by Morgiee0711 on Oct 14, 10 at 9:36pm

    I'd use the vodka.

  • 56 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 1:46pm

    it's a joke excuse!! you guys are stupid. it's soooo funny.

  • 55 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 1:33am

    ....maybe the water was shut off. that happens when any sort of repair needs to be done. there are quite a few reasons why a person might not have water available, even if this was intended as a joke.

  • 46 74
    Submitted by S4LT on Dec 5, 10 at 8:26pm

    but that'd be such a waste of vodka that you could just DRINK

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 11:25am

    lighten up people! it was just a funny text ffs. its like ' he said he was starving. But was he? WAS HE? I bet he'd eaten in the last week so he couldn't have been starving.' Of COURSE he could have got some water

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 1:29pm

    i dont think its an excuse some ppl dont have city water, they have well water (in FL anyway) and you cant drink the well water. Granted they could have just went to a store but it is possible to not have water

  • 52 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 3:23pm

    orrrr you could not have a brita or bottled water at the moment and have really nasty tap?

  • 49 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 9:02pm

    ummm i tried it. it kinda works.... except the cake stays all gooey and doesnt look like cake. still tasted good and a lil like vodka tho

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 3:38pm

    I don't know of instead of... but you can mix vodka and water in cupcakes...

  • 11 27
    Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Jul 11, 12 at 12:58pm

    He's probably being a smartass, but I think it's funnier to imagine that he's so drunk he forgot that tap water exists, or that he spent all his money on vodka and couldn't pay his water bill.

  • 36 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 8:11pm

    if they have a microwave, cake mix, a cell phone and vodka they probably do have water but then again, maybe the person wasn't too bright and wanted to get drunk on a cake much like getting high on hash brownies, butters, muffins, etc. everyone would have to agree that'd be a pretty damn good invention