On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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