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  • a real guy never tries to remember the name of the booty call. Especially blondes with big fat asses. Hit the treadmill, bitch

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 8:30am
  • Wait...Did she actually say that she did him? Or is everyone just assuming that? Maybe that was a reply to the jackass asking why she didn't hook up with him. And it's possible that when he went through his phone the next day, he realized who she was... Or she texted him and he had no clue who she was, and that was her hint about her identity. Just trying to give the poor girl the benefit of the doubt.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 10:51am
  • It's such a shame that, apparently, all this unbridled genius is going unnoticed on this website. Apparently with every text I see 3 or 4 people who have texts that are soooo witty and original, and yet they never make it on!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 11:43am
  • were fiends. it was a holiday party for work

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 6:52pm
  • And you slut you stil banged him

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 11:06pm
  • blonde? fat ass? sounds all good to me. queens is in the buildin

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 9:58am
  • @9:57 agreed about it being fake. He couldn't remember her name yet he saved her number so they could text? He was saying things like 'Oh yea, suck it, blonde with a fat ass' and she kept going? Idiotic as hell. These fake ass texts are ruining this site.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 10:58am
  • i hook up with his best friend. were really good friends. we didnt have sex. thank you ^^

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 6:03pm
  • Oh man I love hot white girls

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 11:55am
  • at least he notices you. How big and fat is that ass? Or do you just have "curves"?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 8:28am
  • C'mon J Lo! Don't be like that!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 4:37pm
  • So true story. I was at party, this guy couldn't remember my name. He called me the blonde with perfect tits. - Gemma

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 11:49am
  • Did he say fat or phat?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 8:33am
  • That can sing a song. DOA!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 10:13pm
  • How does this shit make it and mine doesn't? Fat bitch

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 9:11am
  • You say that like it's a bad thing

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 4:37pm
  • Well, e.j., at least your cold sore isn't your prominent feature at the moment.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 10:42am
  • At least he didn't call u cottage cheese thighs

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 3:05pm
  • This is fake. If not, it is pitiful. On the remote chance that this really happened, I hope he at least had the decency to give you bus fare back to California.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 9:57am
  • @ 9:11 agreed man this is gettin ridiciolous

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 9:33am
  • I,m with 9:11. My clever remarks never make the cut but this juvenile shit always seems to show up. Better quality control TFLN.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 9:40am
  • That's why I date guys with the same names... Can't eff it up..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 2:08pm