you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
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a real guy never tries to remember the name of the booty call. Especially blondes with big fat asses. Hit the treadmill, bitch
Wait...Did she actually say that she did him? Or is everyone just assuming that? Maybe that was a reply to the jackass asking why she didn't hook up with him. And it's possible that when he went through his phone the next day, he realized who she was... Or she texted him and he had no clue who she was, and that was her hint about her identity. Just trying to give the poor girl the benefit of the doubt.
It's such a shame that, apparently, all this unbridled genius is going unnoticed on this website. Apparently with every text I see 3 or 4 people who have texts that are soooo witty and original, and yet they never make it on!
were fiends. it was a holiday party for work
And you slut you stil banged him
blonde? fat ass? sounds all good to me. queens is in the buildin
@9:57 agreed about it being fake. He couldn't remember her name yet he saved her number so they could text? He was saying things like 'Oh yea, suck it, blonde with a fat ass' and she kept going? Idiotic as hell. These fake ass texts are ruining this site.
i hook up with his best friend. were really good friends. we didnt have sex. thank you ^^
at least he notices you. How big and fat is that ass? Or do you just have "curves"?
C'mon J Lo! Don't be like that!
Oh man I love hot white girls
So true story. I was at party, this guy couldn't remember my name. He called me the blonde with perfect tits.
Did he say fat or phat?
That can sing a song. DOA!
How does this shit make it and mine doesn't? Fat bitch
You say that like it's a bad thing
At least he didn't call u cottage cheese thighs
Well, e.j., at least your cold sore isn't your prominent feature at the moment.
This is fake. If not, it is pitiful. On the remote chance that this really happened, I hope he at least had the decency to give you bus fare back to California.
@ 9:11 agreed man this is gettin ridiciolous
I,m with 9:11. My clever remarks never make the cut but this juvenile shit always seems to show up. Better quality control TFLN.
That's why I date guys with the same names... Can't eff it up..