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  • 80 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 10:51am

    Wait...Did she actually say that she did him? Or is everyone just assuming that? Maybe that was a reply to the jackass asking why she didn't hook up with him. And it's possible that when he went through his phone the next day, he realized who she was... Or she texted him and he had no clue who she was, and that was her hint about her identity. Just trying to give the poor girl the benefit of the doubt.

  • 69 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 8:30am

    a real guy never tries to remember the name of the booty call. Especially blondes with big fat asses. Hit the treadmill, bitch

  • 66 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 6:52pm

    were fiends. it was a holiday party for work

  • 66 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 11:43am

    It's such a shame that, apparently, all this unbridled genius is going unnoticed on this website. Apparently with every text I see 3 or 4 people who have texts that are soooo witty and original, and yet they never make it on!

  • 72 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 11:06pm

    And you slut you stil banged him

  • 66 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 10:58am

    @9:57 agreed about it being fake. He couldn't remember her name yet he saved her number so they could text? He was saying things like 'Oh yea, suck it, blonde with a fat ass' and she kept going? Idiotic as hell. These fake ass texts are ruining this site.

  • 67 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 8:28am

    at least he notices you. How big and fat is that ass? Or do you just have "curves"?

  • 60 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 9:33am

    @ 9:11 agreed man this is gettin ridiciolous

  • 63 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 10:42am

    Well, e.j., at least your cold sore isn't your prominent feature at the moment.

  • 59 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 6:03pm

    i hook up with his best friend. were really good friends. we didnt have sex. thank you ^^

  • 65 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 11:49am

    So true story. I was at party, this guy couldn't remember my name. He called me the blonde with perfect tits. - Gemma

  • 67 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 11:55am

    Oh man I love hot white girls

  • 63 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 4:37pm

    You say that like it's a bad thing

  • 59 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 4:37pm

    C'mon J Lo! Don't be like that!

  • 60 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 9:58am

    blonde? fat ass? sounds all good to me. queens is in the buildin

  • 58 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 10:13pm

    That can sing a song. DOA!

  • 60 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 3:05pm

    At least he didn't call u cottage cheese thighs

  • 56 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 9:11am

    How does this shit make it and mine doesn't? Fat bitch

  • 56 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 8:33am

    Did he say fat or phat?

  • 53 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 9:57am

    This is fake. If not, it is pitiful. On the remote chance that this really happened, I hope he at least had the decency to give you bus fare back to California.

  • 57 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 9:40am

    I,m with 9:11. My clever remarks never make the cut but this juvenile shit always seems to show up. Better quality control TFLN.

  • 49 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 2:08pm

    That's why I date guys with the same names... Can't eff it up..