i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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