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  • Let me guess: once you slept with her, you found out you're actually really into each other. You know what, if that's the her and to hell with what your friends think.

    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Aug 17, 13 at 1:11pm
  • I prefer a little meat on my bones; more cushion for the pushin'

    Submitted by slucketlist on Aug 18, 13 at 3:17am
  • Shouldn't of bragged about going hoggin to your work buddies -_-

    Submitted by ck24 on Aug 17, 13 at 11:30am
    • Also, dipping your pen in company ink is never a good idea

      Submitted by ck24 on Aug 17, 13 at 1:50pm
  • Dammit Archer!

    Submitted by caboose101 on Aug 18, 13 at 10:48pm
  • some times eager beats skinny..who ain't done that.

    Submitted by dilla on Aug 17, 13 at 11:25am
  • yer all horrible people (commenters)

    Submitted by WV_kiwi on Aug 17, 13 at 4:41pm
  • Sadieandkismet: you stole my 1st thought.

    Submitted by RoffMain on Aug 17, 13 at 10:00pm
  • Don't shit where you eat.

    Submitted by SadieandKismet on Aug 17, 13 at 9:51pm
  • Been there. everyone rides a moped if you haven't then you haven't been drunk enough around bar close.

    Submitted by bass80hz on Aug 17, 13 at 11:33am
  • @dilla, fucking right man. They got needs and tend to give way better head. Just don't get seen with them and enjoy yourself

    Submitted by 666daBEAST on Aug 17, 13 at 12:49pm