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  • 53 23
    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Aug 17, 13 at 1:11pm

    Let me guess: once you slept with her, you found out you're actually really into each other. You know what, if that's the case...date her and to hell with what your friends think.

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    Submitted by ck24 on Aug 17, 13 at 11:30am

    Shouldn't of bragged about going hoggin to your work buddies -_-

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      Submitted by ck24 on Aug 17, 13 at 1:50pm

      Also, dipping your pen in company ink is never a good idea

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        Submitted by 4NIC8OR on Aug 17, 13 at 2:26pm

        That. is. Awesome. High five to you sir.

  • 27 14
    Submitted by caboose101 on Aug 18, 13 at 10:48pm

    Dammit Archer!

  • 28 23
    Submitted by WV_kiwi on Aug 17, 13 at 4:41pm

    yer all horrible people (commenters)

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    Submitted by SadieandKismet on Aug 17, 13 at 9:51pm

    Don't shit where you eat.

  • 21 14
    Submitted by slucketlist on Aug 18, 13 at 3:17am

    I prefer a little meat on my bones; more cushion for the pushin'

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    Submitted by dilla on Aug 17, 13 at 11:25am

    some times eager beats skinny..who ain't done that.

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    Submitted by RoffMain on Aug 17, 13 at 10:00pm

    Sadieandkismet: you stole my 1st thought.

  • 27 48
    Submitted by 666daBEAST on Aug 17, 13 at 12:49pm

    @dilla, fucking right man. They got needs and tend to give way better head. Just don't get seen with them and enjoy yourself

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    Submitted by bass80hz on Aug 17, 13 at 11:33am

    Been there. everyone rides a moped if you haven't then you haven't been drunk enough around bar close.