Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
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Stolen pizza: $0. Needing stitches: $1000 . Acting like a total douche and having karma give you what you deserve: priceless.
This is obviously fake, pizza boys guard their pizzas with their lives!
"the pizza guy you stole the pizza from" versus "the pizza guy you stole the chinese food from" makes sense i guess.
Iowawashington - I never comment about other people's comments - but calm the fuck down...this site is for comedy, not ridiculous bitching over nothing.
@jitsjitsjits89 love it!!
First. Owned. Pro. Legit. 1337.
v v --loser. Legit loser
manlaw will never shut up he get his kicks off by doing it to annoy us and for the attention and the funny thing is every one seems to hate it but yet people still like his comments. quit liking them and talking to him and he will eventualy shut up.
Manlaw6: shut the fuck up. You're comments are retarded. And stolen is invaluable. So the stitches are totally worth it!!
Is your life really so desperate that you have to comment on your own trolling? Please call a real person and ask for help.