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  • Submitted by JitsJitsJits89 on Mar 4, 11 at 11:55am

    Stolen pizza: $0. Needing stitches: $1000 . Acting like a total douche and having karma give you what you deserve: priceless.

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    Submitted by manlaw6 on Mar 4, 11 at 2:08pm

    This is obviously fake, pizza boys guard their pizzas with their lives!

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    Submitted by dudeimshawn on Mar 4, 11 at 11:40am

    "the pizza guy you stole the pizza from" versus "the pizza guy you stole the chinese food from" makes sense i guess.

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    Submitted by RachShapiro8 on May 22, 13 at 6:23pm

    Iowawashington - I never comment about other people's comments - but calm the fuck down...this site is for comedy, not ridiculous bitching over nothing.

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    Submitted by Reikage_Sanshi on Mar 5, 11 at 12:32am

    @jitsjitsjits89 love it!!

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    Submitted by jaesm17 on Mar 4, 11 at 11:01am

    First. Owned. Pro. Legit. 1337.

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    Submitted by shhhhhhH on Mar 4, 11 at 11:21am

    v v --loser. Legit loser

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    Submitted by zachyblacky on Mar 4, 11 at 3:27pm

    Manlaw6: shut the fuck up. You're comments are retarded. And stolen is invaluable. So the stitches are totally worth it!!

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      Submitted by iowawashington on Mar 4, 11 at 4:28pm

      Is your life really so desperate that you have to comment on your own trolling? Please call a real person and ask for help.

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    Submitted by kid53185 on Mar 4, 11 at 8:24pm

    manlaw will never shut up he get his kicks off by doing it to annoy us and for the attention and the funny thing is every one seems to hate it but yet people still like his comments. quit liking them and talking to him and he will eventualy shut up.