At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
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I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
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I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
It's rum buckets o'clock
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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