Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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