my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
I'm always down for nudity.
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