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  • Do you puke outside a lot? Because, you know, so many of the women I know consider some dude who's puke-drunk *so* attractive.

    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on May 20, 13 at 7:19pm
  • If this is a surprise then I'm assuming getting puking drunk amongst your friends is fairly common. People that are that drunk is normally a red flag for most people.

    Submitted by Axel5238 on May 21, 13 at 3:42am
  • try having some self-confidence, dress nice, don't smell bad or like a junior high locker room, and mainly (this is a big one) hold your liquor.

    Submitted by DirtyNorwegian on May 21, 13 at 7:15am
  • The RealDoll; it was made just for you.

    Submitted by UncleMeat on May 20, 13 at 5:41pm