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  • 47 43
    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on May 20, 13 at 7:19pm

    Do you puke outside a lot? Because, you know, so many of the women I know consider some dude who's puke-drunk *so* attractive.

  • 48 46
    Submitted by Axel5238 on May 21, 13 at 3:42am

    If this is a surprise then I'm assuming getting puking drunk amongst your friends is fairly common. People that are that drunk is normally a red flag for most people.

  • 45 56
    Submitted by DirtyNorwegian on May 21, 13 at 7:15am

    try having some self-confidence, dress nice, don't smell bad or like a junior high locker room, and mainly (this is a big one) hold your liquor.

    • 38 47
      Submitted by kiboko on May 24, 13 at 12:28am

      Also don't use derogatory remarks.

  • 49 76
    Submitted by UncleMeat on May 20, 13 at 5:41pm

    The RealDoll; it was made just for you.