I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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