thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
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he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
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I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
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