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  • 77 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 1:58pm

    What what, in the butt

  • 75 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 8:53pm

    Sounds like my friend... We always put "please return to ________ ( the address) so she can show the taxi when she I'd too drunk to speak

  • 74 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 2:00am

    That is an awesome idea, sharpie in hand as I type this

  • 75 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 7:01pm

    sounds like a plan, Stan.

  • 74 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 1:01pm

    Prepare like a champion

  • 80 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 6:32pm

    (408): she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room

  • 76 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 7:37pm

    I think it's for in case the OP is unconcious and someone finds them, 7:30.

  • 70 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 12:37am

    sounds like you should shut the fuck up

  • 67 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 4:16pm

    Always good to be prepared, haha

  • 59 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 1:20pm

    Haha not planning on drinking too much, but still need the emergency contact in case someone finds you blacked out somewhere? Yeahh.. Suure you're not drinking too much.

  • 63 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 1:18pm

    Does your mom still sew your name in all your shirts, too?

  • 62 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 2:28am

    hahahaha, I know who this is.

  • 64 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 12:12am

    sounds like something i should definitely do in the future.

  • 65 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 7:30pm

    Funny, I have emergency contacts in my phone, but I guess poor people need to be prepared too.

  • 62 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 9:46pm

    Never can be too prepared

  • 61 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 3:10am

    Or where I live, you can't use your cell if you get put in jail to get a number out of PLUS your call has to be to a landline. It suuuucks.

  • 66 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 1:12pm

    It's always smart to be prepared! Lol