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  • What what, in the butt

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 1:58pm
  • That is an awesome idea, sharpie in hand as I type this

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 2:00am
  • Prepare like a champion

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 1:01pm
  • Sounds like my friend... We always put "please return to ________ ( the address) so she can show the taxi when she I'd too drunk to speak

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 8:53pm
  • sounds like a plan, Stan.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 7:01pm
  • I think it's for in case the OP is unconcious and someone finds them, 7:30.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 7:37pm
  • (408): she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 6:32pm
  • Never can be too prepared

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 9:46pm
  • sounds like you should shut the fuck up

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 12:37am
  • Does your mom still sew your name in all your shirts, too?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 1:18pm
  • hahahaha, I know who this is.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 2:28am
  • Funny, I have emergency contacts in my phone, but I guess poor people need to be prepared too.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 7:30pm
  • Always good to be prepared, haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 4:16pm
  • Haha not planning on drinking too much, but still need the emergency contact in case someone finds you blacked out somewhere? Yeahh.. Suure you're not drinking too much.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 1:20pm
  • It's always smart to be prepared! Lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 1:12pm
  • Or where I live, you can't use your cell if you get put in jail to get a number out of PLUS your call has to be to a landline. It suuuucks.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 3:10am
  • sounds like something i should definitely do in the future.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 12:12am