At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
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You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
i think i scared a bird with my dick
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
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Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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