Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
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