Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
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