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  • what was the Limit? don't leave us hanging like this

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 11:35am
  • i did this is math class lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 11:36am
  • how much can you take up the ass?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 12:42pm
  • But did you remember to cup the balls?!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 12:23pm
  • I tried the samething with a yardstick.....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 11:48am
  • how do u deep throat?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 10:36pm
  • If you can't even spell you probably shouldn't be sucking cock.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 9:42pm
  • the real question was it cut or uncut...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 4:09pm
  • lies, I tried and could only fit 3 inches /fail

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 5:23am
  • The only reason why I knew I could only do 7 1/2 is my ex was 6 1/2 then he gave me a big stick Popsicle and then he measured with a ruler. We smoked a lot of hash that spring.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 11:41am
  • Hahaha. Whats your limit?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 7:33pm
  • 11:31 7.5 would be enough for a girl to do the works with the slobber gettin on my balls. perfect.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 11:35am
  • Are you from Nevada mo I hear all the kids there are fuckin lame

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 2:13pm
  • haha I've done that before I'm pretty sure girls that try to see how far they can take are the ones that are good at it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 1:33am
  • You go girl. Did u swallow?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 10:43pm
  • @12:48 lol you win this thread

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 12:49pm
  • 8:15 you don't need to give some guy a bj just because u really like him... find some other way to show it bec at that age you will prob live to regreat it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 1:42am
  • 12:04, all whores can get to ten.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 12:18pm
  • IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 1:45pm
  • haha i go to marquette university and there are plenty of sluts here

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 7:50pm
  • I'm pretty sure this is Andy Dick

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 11:50am
  • My friend did the same thing.. Same area code. Is this Kelsey?(:

    Submitted by annaliese on Aug 5, 10 at 8:37am
  • ive never given a blowjob before (im only 14) and i tried this and only could get about 4 1/2-5 inches in. is that bad?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 4:50pm
  • 8:15 Your only 14!! You shouldnt make promises like that to boys you might gain a bad rep.....And if your scared thats a sure sign to wait!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 9:05pm
  • I'm gonna buy this shirt!!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 12:29pm
  • Amazing, I'm drunk and imma do day right boer hahahahahahahahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 8:17am
  • Sounds like boredom taken to the extreme

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 10:46am
  • Ahhh, so many jokes I could respond with. But everyone took the good ones. IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAND!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 2:51pm
  • I think the middle schoolers need to get the fuck off this site actually.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 9:41pm
  • this makes my titties tingle.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 3:29pm
  • I used a plastic ruler

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 12:16pm
  • Ruler doesn't work. Use a dick, they're more accurate.

    Submitted by yewinnhard on May 9, 12 at 9:53am
  • I went to Marquette University.. no sluts.. shoulda went to Rutgers.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 11:10pm
  • 119 thank you for telling me!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 1:21am
  • That's hot! But you're a slut? What was it?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 1:40pm
  • thankyou 119! i <3 u. to all u mutha fuckas. shut up bitchs. fuck off. i dont no me. so leave me alone. ur all hoes. get ovr it tittylickers!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 6:22pm
  • Wow.. A ruler?! Okay.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 12:23pm
  • Well great, next time try the real thing sweet heart. It's better ;) - girl next door

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 4:01pm
  • Ass hole n front of me, I'm white n I still think ur a piece of shit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 4:43pm
  • Deep throat? Are you Kermit the Frog?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 11:50am
  • im ashamed to say im from the 417 now

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 2:41am
  • Haha ok it was only 6 in but I'm getting better.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 1:41pm
  • Thanks for the idea I need to do that

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 6:46pm
  • Ruler edges can be quite sharp - not sure sticking one down ur throat is wise.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 7:22pm
  • I can't get past my tonsils, sorry boyfriend

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 12:53pm
  • OMG- I saw you do that.... Do you go to Rutgers?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 11:38am
  • Rutgers = fucking whores.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 1:52pm
  • Rulers have corners. My boyfriend is more than enough practice for me. Since weve been dating I've taken in six more inches.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 11:30am
  • Just got my test back! High 5 it is!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 12:25pm
  • The limit does not exist

    Submitted by midwaystate on May 14, 12 at 7:49pm
  • Merrie E., I did not know you had a 417 area code.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 7:39pm
  • Deep throat a yardstick. Then call me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 10:49pm
  • Owwww rulers have sharp corners

    Submitted by hobojesus on Mar 30, 12 at 10:47am
  • 5:24 Your only 14!!! You should definitely wait even with the promise rings. Let yourself grow up just a little bit more. You dont want to regret it. ^_^ (im speaking from experience)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 8:55pm
  • Totalllyyy done that before ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 6:27pm
  • 1:19am... Did you really just tell 14 year olds how to give head? You are a sick fuck!! And as for you 14 year olds... Way to be aspiring sluts....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 5:26am
  • ok so to give a blowjob: 1: suck on the balls 2: you can have him fuck your mouth 3: lick lightly at the tip (some guys dont like that feeling) 4: my guy likes my to lick all over 5: deep throat it and move your head back and forth and suck on his dick 6: use your hands and fondle his balls etc. 7: some guys like eye contact but some don't

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 1:19am
  • And how far can u get( 417)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 3:18am
  • ok im not a middle schooler im a freshman but yah i agree we are too young but what if the guy is really understanding and sweet? he says he doent want to make me do it but i want to show him that i really like him. i dont know what else to do...please help!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 1:15am
  • Don't leave us in suspense, how much?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 5:10pm
  • ...and you were right, my sister CAN go farther

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 1:30am
  • Try a life size real looking didlo next time, then post.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 8:04pm
  • Can't say I haven't done that before ;]

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 9:01pm
  • will somebody just please tell me how 2 practice/ how 2 give 1? PLEASE? :(

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 4:44pm
  • Rulers are sharp...ow

    Submitted by TheEvilPlatypus on Oct 24, 11 at 7:46am
  • Keep it classy, MO!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 11:05pm
  • Too bad a ruler is pencil this. FAIL

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 11:36am
  • So, what was the limit?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 3:52pm
  • what? ur supposed 2 swallow? llol can u just like... explain every detail of giving 1/practicing? lol (dont judge me)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 9:01pm
  • ...and it was only 3 inches

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 9:14pm
  • Ooooo look at my flagpole its its alive!!!!!

    Submitted by swagpowder on Feb 16, 10 at 6:53pm
  • Okay for one 14 yr olds dnt need to be on this site and 2 ur 14 u need to wait gosh at 14 we were just then learning about all this shit promises or no promises u mite regret it later on and things can change over night dnt be fooled but it's life u should wait and at that age alot of guys and girls like to talk about stuff that u n ur boo do u dnt want a bad rep-- word

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 12:32am
  • 9:42 your my hero. That was funnier then the text.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 12:19am
  • I've got 10 inches....contact me and we can see how far I can shove that down your throat

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 12:42pm
  • 12/4 @ 2:13, you're right, Nevada, MO is fucking lame, but I hear that those girls suck a mean dick.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 3:30am
  • 5:24 hey its 4:50 yah i know how to give one but i dont know if i would choke or mess up or something! i promised this guy one because we both really like each other but i dont know if i want to swallow or not. im sort of scared also...im me at hottywitabody673 if you want

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 8:15pm
  • I was 11:31 and 11:41 lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 11:42am
  • i think i love you :P

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 6:56pm
  • DID THIS BEFORE! I got to like 10 no lie

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 12:04pm
  • im also only 14 but i no my bf wants 1 and i think im ready to give it but idk how. i want to make it good 2 cuz we are like... spending r lives 2gether (promise rings) how do i practice without choking? what is it, exactly????

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 5:24pm
  • ...and it came out of my ass!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 5:40pm