am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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