dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
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A frozen hot dog?! Did they want to feel like they were fucking Edward Cullen or something?
@ the 2nd 2:45, I work in an E.R., and you would be amazed at what people will, as you said, "shove" in themself.
Head first or foot first?
When she pulls him out is he plugging his nose
Maybe she just uses the leg(s) but Ken has flat feet, wouldn't Barbie be better? But then again maybe it's Ken's testosterone that really gets her going and Barbie just isn't man enough for her.
I hear ya 4:22. Everyone knows GI Joe is twice the man Ken is. If you're gonna use a doll, step up to the big league
omg 4:42 get a fucking life. why are you even on this site shouldnt you be busy masturbating to twilight and pretending you have friends
6:05 you kept watching??
Edward has no blood flowing in his body so he can't get an erection! Shut the fuck up!
4:35 you are hilarious! and this girl I no masterbates with frozen bananas. then puts them on the counter for her dad to eat
6:05 why did you watch??
then puts it on the bench for her dad to eat?! haha ewww
A girl at my old school went to the er because she got a frozen hot dog stuck
11:55 really?? U fukin retard
I wish someone would shove Brains into some of these people....
11:55 you're a fucking retard just sayin....
FYI not all girls masturbate by sticking things inside them. she could just use part of the ken doll to rub on her clit. like when girls say they masturbate with the shower wand, they're not really sticking that inside them either.
I agree, 1229! A dildo would do the job much better.
I'm pretty sure that would hurt me.
What type of "things" would you do?
I masturbated with a Rock-em Sock-em robot one time till I accidentally cramed my weiner back down with the head when it popped out.
how far in does she get it? past the knees when sticking it in head first?
i use the handle of a brush.. no judgementttt.
I can see how the shape would be optimal, especially for external....
ok thinking too much. Backtrack
I see a liar all over this... no woman in her right mind would shove that doll up her vag
6:13, they made GI Joes that were the same size as Ken. I had them when I was a kid and my sisters used to steal them so Barbie could know what a real man was.
Didn't we all at some point?
Sounds like my English teacher.
why not just buy a dildo?
Why a frozen hot dog? Wouldn't that hurt from the cold? I'd never do a hot dog to begin with but certainly not a frozen one
Thinking or using it?
This would be my area code. *facepalm*
In Soviet Russia, Ken doll masturbate with YOU!!!!
I'm trying to figure out how that would work.
Suppose it's better than a Transformer figurine.....
Can't let go of childhood can she?
I wonder if his head ever pops off and gets stuck all up in her clown pocket...just saying
Well, Barbie is the bitch who gets all the good shit.
Caught me little sister masterbating with a babie once, it was a lil wierd to watch
...It's awwwwwriiiiiiight. I'm going to assume you meant "Barbie" and not "baby".
Yeah, no women do dogs or donkeys, either. Get a life.
I'm Barrack Obama and I approve of 1:06 message
Jan 5... What are you talking about Edwards hard as a rock?
1:25, If you are going to claim to be Obama, at least spell his first name right. :P
my friend told me a story about him mastebating in the shower and he stuck his daughters barbies lef up his ass. I thought it was hilarious. Tfln didn't.
Girls can be very creative
I masturbate with a beer bottle, no judgement.
Hey 3:35... she couldn't just wait until it thawed out?
Roast Beef City!!
I can sort of understand thinking about getting fucked by Ken, but that's just ridiculous.
Haven't touched a Ken doll since elem school. She has issues
that actually sounds like it would hurt...
Definitely feel like I need to shit my pants
My name is Ken.
Can you please stick me up your ass?
Ummmm, ow? That sounds like a fuckin bad decision.
In soviet Russia Ken doll masturbates with u
oh & 12:29, dildos are expensive.
3:14 that happened at my school too but it broke off in her vagina
Edward Cullen is a fictional character from Stephenie Meyer's Twilight series.
A hobby of Edward's is collecting cars. He owns a Volvo S60 R and an Aston Martin V12 Vanquish as a "special occasion" car. He also gave his sister Alice a Porsche 911 Turbo as a gift in Eclipse. He bought a motorcycle to ride alongside Bella, but gave it to Jasper after he realized that riding motorcycles was a hobby she enjoyed sharing with Jacob.
4:14-- your cousins an idiot, no offense. You don't use the whole bottle. Just the top. =\
And this text is stupid... Why would you use Ken?
1- ouch. 2. I can see someone's daddy issues!
3:14 you make me laugh haha
That's just wrong. Lol.
If I ever saw this dumb bitch, I'd remove her nails with pliers then make her eat them while I'm fucking her asshole and shoving a sword into her vagina. When she dies I'll cum on her face lol