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  • 84 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 4:35pm

    A frozen hot dog?! Did they want to feel like they were fucking Edward Cullen or something?

  • 85 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 2:49pm

    @ the 2nd 2:45, I work in an E.R., and you would be amazed at what people will, as you said, "shove" in themself.

  • 89 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 4:58pm

    Edward has no blood flowing in his body so he can't get an erection! Shut the fuck up!

  • 84 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 3:14pm

    A girl at my old school went to the er because she got a frozen hot dog stuck

  • 80 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 4:57pm

    omg 4:42 get a fucking life. why are you even on this site shouldnt you be busy masturbating to twilight and pretending you have friends

  • 71 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 4:03pm

    When she pulls him out is he plugging his nose

  • 71 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 9:34pm

    Maybe she just uses the leg(s) but Ken has flat feet, wouldn't Barbie be better? But then again maybe it's Ken's testosterone that really gets her going and Barbie just isn't man enough for her.

  • 66 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 5:59pm

    I'm pretty sure that would hurt me.

  • 65 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 11:58pm

    11:55 you're a fucking retard just sayin....

  • 64 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 12:53am

    11:55 really?? U fukin retard -dropwar

  • 68 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 5:27pm

    I hear ya 4:22. Everyone knows GI Joe is twice the man Ken is. If you're gonna use a doll, step up to the big league

  • 70 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 6:51pm

    6:05 why did you watch??

  • 63 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 9:31pm

    6:05 you kept watching??

  • 73 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 2:59pm

    I wish someone would shove Brains into some of these people....

  • 68 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 6:15pm

    Sounds like my English teacher.

  • 65 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 8:46pm

    FYI not all girls masturbate by sticking things inside them. she could just use part of the ken doll to rub on her clit. like when girls say they masturbate with the shower wand, they're not really sticking that inside them either.

  • 62 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 5:43pm

    how far in does she get it? past the knees when sticking it in head first?

  • 71 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 2:09pm

    Head first or foot first?

  • 66 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 4:16pm

    This would be my area code. *facepalm*

  • 68 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 3:50pm

    Why a frozen hot dog? Wouldn't that hurt from the cold? I'd never do a hot dog to begin with but certainly not a frozen one

  • 67 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 5:13pm

    i use the handle of a brush.. no judgementttt.

  • 57 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 11:55pm

    I wonder if his head ever pops off and gets stuck all up in her clown pocket...just saying

  • 57 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 11:04pm

    Hey 3:35... she couldn't just wait until it thawed out?

  • 59 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 7:13pm

    6:13, they made GI Joes that were the same size as Ken. I had them when I was a kid and my sisters used to steal them so Barbie could know what a real man was.

  • 63 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 1:51pm

    I masturbated with a Rock-em Sock-em robot one time till I accidentally cramed my weiner back down with the head when it popped out.

  • 64 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 6:05pm

    Caught me little sister masterbating with a babie once, it was a lil wierd to watch

    • 28 60
      Submitted by HollyBee on Oct 16, 10 at 10:18pm

      ...It's awwwwwriiiiiiight. I'm going to assume you meant "Barbie" and not "baby".

  • 57 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 9:33am

    Girls can be very creative

  • 60 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 1:37pm

    Can't let go of childhood can she?

  • 57 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 12:25am

    Definitely feel like I need to shit my pants

  • 57 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 9:23am

    1:25, If you are going to claim to be Obama, at least spell his first name right. :P

  • 65 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 2:42pm

    Suppose it's better than a Transformer figurine.....

  • 57 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 11:07pm

    then puts it on the bench for her dad to eat?! haha ewww

  • 59 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 9:21pm

    I masturbate with a beer bottle, no judgement.

  • 59 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 2:01pm

    Thinking or using it?

  • 54 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 3:52pm

    3:50 What type of "things" would you do?

  • 59 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 1:45pm

    Haven't touched a Ken doll since elem school. She has issues

  • 51 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 12:29am

    why not just buy a dildo?

  • 57 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 10:20pm

    4:35 you are hilarious! and this girl I no masterbates with frozen bananas. then puts them on the counter for her dad to eat

  • 59 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 2:56pm

    Yeah, no women do dogs or donkeys, either. Get a life.

  • 66 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 2:45pm

    I see a liar all over this... no woman in her right mind would shove that doll up her vag

  • 58 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 1:01am

    I agree, 1229! A dildo would do the job much better.

  • 58 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 1:42pm

    Didn't we all at some point?

  • 52 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 3:14am

    I can see how the shape would be optimal, especially for external.... ok thinking too much. Backtrack

  • 57 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 1:48pm

    my friend told me a story about him mastebating in the shower and he stuck his daughters barbies lef up his ass. I thought it was hilarious. Tfln didn't.

  • 46 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 7:28pm

    that actually sounds like it would hurt...

  • 54 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 2:45pm

    I'm trying to figure out how that would work.

  • 49 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 4:57pm

    Well, Barbie is the bitch who gets all the good shit.

  • 50 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 10:08pm

    In soviet Russia Ken doll masturbates with u

  • 55 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 8:16pm

    In Soviet Russia, Ken doll masturbate with YOU!!!!

  • 40 52
    Submitted by labellalili97 on Oct 18, 10 at 12:48am

    3:14 you make me laugh haha

  • 57 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 1:25am

    I'm Barrack Obama and I approve of 1:06 message

  • 50 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 4:24pm

    4:20 Roast Beef City!!

  • 46 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 7:30pm

    oh & 12:29, dildos are expensive.

  • 42 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 2:11pm

    1- ouch. 2. I can see someone's daddy issues!

  • 45 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 2:02pm

    Ummmm, ow? That sounds like a fuckin bad decision.

  • 46 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 5:40pm

    WTF

  • 46 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 8:13pm

    That's just wrong. Lol.

  • 41 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 12:59am

    I can sort of understand thinking about getting fucked by Ken, but that's just ridiculous.

  • 50 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 4:42pm

    Edward Cullen is a fictional character from Stephenie Meyer's Twilight series. A hobby of Edward's is collecting cars.[8] He owns a Volvo S60 R and an Aston Martin V12 Vanquish as a "special occasion" car. He also gave his sister Alice a Porsche 911 Turbo as a gift in Eclipse. He bought a motorcycle to ride alongside Bella, but gave it to Jasper after he realized that riding motorcycles was a hobby she enjoyed sharing with Jacob.

  • 46 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 4:22pm

    4:14-- your cousins an idiot, no offense. You don't use the whole bottle. Just the top. =\ And this text is stupid... Why would you use Ken?

  • 44 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 3:35pm

    3:14 that happened at my school too but it broke off in her vagina

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 2:14pm

    My name is Ken. Can you please stick me up your ass?

  • 21 41
    Submitted by cheernswimgirl on Nov 6, 11 at 8:54pm

    Jan 5... What are you talking about Edwards hard as a rock?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 3:05pm

    If I ever saw this dumb bitch, I'd remove her nails with pliers then make her eat them while I'm fucking her asshole and shoving a sword into her vagina. When she dies I'll cum on her face lol