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  • A frozen hot dog?! Did they want to feel like they were fucking Edward Cullen or something?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 4:35pm
  • @ the 2nd 2:45, I work in an E.R., and you would be amazed at what people will, as you said, "shove" in themself.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 2:49pm
  • Head first or foot first?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 2:09pm
  • When she pulls him out is he plugging his nose

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 4:03pm
  • Maybe she just uses the leg(s) but Ken has flat feet, wouldn't Barbie be better? But then again maybe it's Ken's testosterone that really gets her going and Barbie just isn't man enough for her.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 9:34pm
  • I hear ya 4:22. Everyone knows GI Joe is twice the man Ken is. If you're gonna use a doll, step up to the big league

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 5:27pm
  • omg 4:42 get a fucking life. why are you even on this site shouldnt you be busy masturbating to twilight and pretending you have friends

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 4:57pm
  • 6:05 you kept watching??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 9:31pm
  • Edward has no blood flowing in his body so he can't get an erection! Shut the fuck up!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 4:58pm
  • 4:35 you are hilarious! and this girl I no masterbates with frozen bananas. then puts them on the counter for her dad to eat

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 10:20pm
  • 6:05 why did you watch??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 6:51pm
  • then puts it on the bench for her dad to eat?! haha ewww

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 11:07pm
  • A girl at my old school went to the er because she got a frozen hot dog stuck

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 3:14pm
  • 11:55 really?? U fukin retard -dropwar

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 12:53am
  • I wish someone would shove Brains into some of these people....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 2:59pm
  • 11:55 you're a fucking retard just sayin....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 11:58pm
  • FYI not all girls masturbate by sticking things inside them. she could just use part of the ken doll to rub on her clit. like when girls say they masturbate with the shower wand, they're not really sticking that inside them either.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 8:46pm
  • I agree, 1229! A dildo would do the job much better.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 1:01am
  • I'm pretty sure that would hurt me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 5:59pm
  • 3:50 What type of "things" would you do?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 3:52pm
  • I masturbated with a Rock-em Sock-em robot one time till I accidentally cramed my weiner back down with the head when it popped out.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 1:51pm
  • how far in does she get it? past the knees when sticking it in head first?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 5:43pm
  • i use the handle of a brush.. no judgementttt.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 5:13pm
  • I can see how the shape would be optimal, especially for external.... ok thinking too much. Backtrack

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 3:14am
  • I see a liar all over this... no woman in her right mind would shove that doll up her vag

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 2:45pm
  • 6:13, they made GI Joes that were the same size as Ken. I had them when I was a kid and my sisters used to steal them so Barbie could know what a real man was.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 7:13pm
  • Didn't we all at some point?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 1:42pm
  • Sounds like my English teacher.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 6:15pm
  • why not just buy a dildo?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 12:29am
  • Why a frozen hot dog? Wouldn't that hurt from the cold? I'd never do a hot dog to begin with but certainly not a frozen one

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 3:50pm
  • Thinking or using it?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 2:01pm
  • This would be my area code. *facepalm*

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 4:16pm
  • In Soviet Russia, Ken doll masturbate with YOU!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 8:16pm
  • I'm trying to figure out how that would work.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 2:45pm
  • Suppose it's better than a Transformer figurine.....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 2:42pm
  • Can't let go of childhood can she?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 1:37pm
  • I wonder if his head ever pops off and gets stuck all up in her clown pocket...just saying

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 11:55pm
  • Well, Barbie is the bitch who gets all the good shit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 4:57pm
  • Caught me little sister masterbating with a babie once, it was a lil wierd to watch

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 6:05pm
    • ...It's awwwwwriiiiiiight. I'm going to assume you meant "Barbie" and not "baby".

      Submitted by HollyBee on Oct 16, 10 at 10:18pm
  • Yeah, no women do dogs or donkeys, either. Get a life.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 2:56pm
  • I'm Barrack Obama and I approve of 1:06 message

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 1:25am
  • Jan 5... What are you talking about Edwards hard as a rock?

    Submitted by cheernswimgirl on Nov 6, 11 at 8:54pm
  • 1:25, If you are going to claim to be Obama, at least spell his first name right. :P

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 9:23am
  • my friend told me a story about him mastebating in the shower and he stuck his daughters barbies lef up his ass. I thought it was hilarious. Tfln didn't.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 1:48pm
  • Girls can be very creative

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 9:33am
  • I masturbate with a beer bottle, no judgement.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 9:21pm
  • Hey 3:35... she couldn't just wait until it thawed out?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 11:04pm
  • 4:20 Roast Beef City!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 4:24pm
  • I can sort of understand thinking about getting fucked by Ken, but that's just ridiculous.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 12:59am
  • Haven't touched a Ken doll since elem school. She has issues

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 1:45pm
  • that actually sounds like it would hurt...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 7:28pm
  • Definitely feel like I need to shit my pants

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 12:25am
  • My name is Ken. Can you please stick me up your ass?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 2:14pm
  • Ummmm, ow? That sounds like a fuckin bad decision.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 2:02pm
  • In soviet Russia Ken doll masturbates with u

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 10:08pm
  • oh & 12:29, dildos are expensive.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 7:30pm
  • 3:14 that happened at my school too but it broke off in her vagina

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 3:35pm
  • Edward Cullen is a fictional character from Stephenie Meyer's Twilight series. A hobby of Edward's is collecting cars.[8] He owns a Volvo S60 R and an Aston Martin V12 Vanquish as a "special occasion" car. He also gave his sister Alice a Porsche 911 Turbo as a gift in Eclipse. He bought a motorcycle to ride alongside Bella, but gave it to Jasper after he realized that riding motorcycles was a hobby she enjoyed sharing with Jacob.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 4:42pm
  • 4:14-- your cousins an idiot, no offense. You don't use the whole bottle. Just the top. =\ And this text is stupid... Why would you use Ken?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 4:22pm
  • 1- ouch. 2. I can see someone's daddy issues!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 2:11pm
  • 3:14 you make me laugh haha

    Submitted by labellalili97 on Oct 18, 10 at 12:48am
  • WTF

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 5:40pm
  • That's just wrong. Lol.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 8:13pm
  • If I ever saw this dumb bitch, I'd remove her nails with pliers then make her eat them while I'm fucking her asshole and shoving a sword into her vagina. When she dies I'll cum on her face lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 3:05pm