stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
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That's a symptom of chlamydia.
Face down, ass up, face buried in a pillow someone had bare-assed farted on. Only answer.
Face down. Ass up. That's the way we like to fuck.
stop putting the dick in your eye. www.badmitch.com
Sounds like someone got a little too close to the stink eye...
how the fuck did you get laid with double pink eye?
Sounds like the pink eye came after the sex.
Stop having sex with the homeless, it is not considered community service.