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  • 59 99
    Submitted by W_T_F on Jul 8, 11 at 12:46pm

    That's a symptom of chlamydia.

  • 56 94
    Submitted by Deebo5050 on Jul 8, 11 at 12:03pm

    Face down, ass up, face buried in a pillow someone had bare-assed farted on. Only answer.

    • 55 95
      Submitted by haliganbar on Jul 9, 11 at 8:47pm

      Face down. Ass up. That's the way we like to fuck.

  • 43 84
    Submitted by instantaxess on Jul 9, 11 at 2:38am

    stop putting the dick in your eye.

  • Submitted by frumpymumpets on Jul 8, 11 at 11:59am

    Sounds like someone got a little too close to the stink eye...

  • Submitted by agroupofninjas on Jul 8, 11 at 11:03am

    how the fuck did you get laid with double pink eye?

    • Submitted by EriYoshida on Jul 10, 11 at 12:33pm

      Sounds like the pink eye came after the sex.

  • Submitted by lm4041 on Jul 8, 11 at 11:49am

    Stop having sex with the homeless, it is not considered community service.