There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
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you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
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The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
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