guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
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I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
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They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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