Too much gin, very little bucket
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
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Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
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That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
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