just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
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Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
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Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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