Dude my mom stole all your condoms
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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