If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
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Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
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some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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