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  • The Shaqtus is mighty prickly.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 5:40pm
  • Hi my name is Miguel and I am an illegal immigrant. I will clean your house for 20 pesos an hour. Please consider me, thanks. ~Miguel

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 8:19pm
  • A man's height has no relation to his penis size

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 11:59am
  • Made me laugh pretty hard.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 4:58pm
  • you can lick my pussy any day 4:25 ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 4:33pm
  • Hey Miguel you can lick my pussy. How about that?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 10:32pm
  • 4:42....did you really spell "write" as "right"? Fucking retard.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 8:10pm
  • I'd rather give you a pussy lickin.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 4:25pm
  • i'm assuming you go to CU...with the colorado area code and the worlds worst accounting final being tomorrow. but anyways, i'm definitely with ya on this.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 9:42pm
  • I want to have you babies miguel purrr

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 9:28pm
  • @ 6:29... Engineers.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 6:57pm
  • I'd rather pound 4:25 in the ass with my rock-hard cock

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 4:27pm
  • Take a law final. Only time I've ever actually seen ppl leave in tears. Shit suuuuucks. Fuck civ is on wednesday

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 5:37am
  • The fake Jeffs AND the real Jeff are retarded.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 6:19pm
  • That jeff is fake. Fuck him.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 5:13pm
  • " a mans height has no relation o his penis sizeTell that to any Chinese man

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 3:23pm
  • Shaq prolly has a teenie weenie

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 2:25am
  • Ewww shaw is a sweaty ballsack of a beast

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 11:18pm
  • His dick prob rolls out on a red carpet

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 6:29pm
  • You don't know what a bad final is until you have studied engineering...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 2:32am
  • @6:57... I'm a nursing major.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 8:43pm
  • Ohh I get it! Because giving shaq a handjob is difficult but not as difficult as taking your accounting final! - Jeff

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 4:37pm
  • STFU!!!!!!!!!!!....i mean sssshhhhh

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 4:28pm
  • I'd say my Biochemistry courses were pretty rough...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 6:14pm
  • Fake Jeff go jump off a cliff.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 4:43pm
  • Accounting 201 REPRESENT! Plus that final must really suck that u start to think about giving handjobs :O

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 9:52pm
  • That would probably be like jacking off a tree.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 6:59pm
  • Did a dude right this

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 4:42pm
  • I would assume Colorado state because of the area code, unless they're from foco- I've heard csu accounting finals are harsh though

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 3:52am
  • Accounting is for retards anyways, skip it and pick up a major you can't get online.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 6:02pm
  • That would be a debit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 4:41pm
  • Guess you would be showing him a different kind of Shaq Fu!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 6:11pm
  • Well why did you take accounting in the first place? That in itself means you're responsible, you must've known it was gonna suck.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 4:58pm
  • That's a two hander.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 10:56pm